He aha ka waha, ʻai ʻo ia i nā mea āpau āna i makemake ai a i ka manawa like loaʻa ka leʻaleʻa poina ʻole. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ke hana i kēlā me kona waha. Mahalo wau i nā kaikamāhine hiki iā lākou ke hāʻawi i kahi hana hoʻohiwahiwa a hauʻoli mai ia mea.
ʻO ka wahine maʻamau i hoʻomaʻemaʻe maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kūʻai aku ma ke alanui no ke kālā a me ka ʻole o ka condom! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻakaʻaka wau ma ke alanui, akā ʻoiaʻiʻo me ka condom. ʻOiai inā hilinaʻi ʻoe i kāu hoa pili, e moe mau ana ʻoe ma ke alanui. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu loa i ke anu a ma ke alanui!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Ke hele nei kekahi kaikamahine ma ke alanui me ke kapa pōkole a me ka puʻu anal, maopopo ke ʻimi nei ʻo ia i mea hoʻokalakupua no kāna hoki. ʻO ka licking ice cream he mea hoʻohui wale nō ia i kēia kiʻi o ka uʻi. No laila ua hoʻomaopopo koke ʻia kāna mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ʻana a me ka uʻi ʻana ʻo ia i ka wā e hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai i loko o ka hoki.
E hāʻawi mai i kāu helu